is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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