she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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