What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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