VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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