I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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