Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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