I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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