I'm drive I can fine osifer
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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