I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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