aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Damn victory sex feels great
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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