can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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