Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
no. you can't hotbox the world.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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