in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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