i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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