I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i out mim tonsoeep
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
