it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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