Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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