Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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