i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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