Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
You can't special order awesome
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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