just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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