I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
