ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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