weddingsv make me drug and hornr
what day is it and did you see me today?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
