Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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