Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
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