I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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