I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
wanna go halves on a baby?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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