do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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