): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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