Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
