I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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