apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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