Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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