we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
please don't ironically join a cult
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