oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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