Can i not drive my cunt home
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You're breaking my sexual little heart
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
