You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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