My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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