I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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