Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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