Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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