I must be too annoying 4 u.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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