We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
