Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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