What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i think i just naturally attract stoners
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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