yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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