No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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