Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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