So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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